measures 26 feet from end to end, is 11 feet tall at the tallest point, 13 feet wide and weights
26 tons. The outter surface is covered with a thin layer of
santo Gold.
Nothing is known about this device except that is super heavy and smells like lemons. Where it came from, how it came to reside in the museum is a complete mystery.
On a plaque on the dash board, these words are inscribed:
This machine was developed by professor Alice H. Fife. "Existence is a window and time is the curtain, that blows in the wind, If the window is open man can move out through the window into infinity, into chaos, if the weather is bad, he can close the curtain (time) and stay in, also he shouldn't slam the curtains in the window because it will wrinkle them."
It is unknown if the device is functional.
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